Humbled to announce I've been promoted to Chief Barketing Officer after 3 years of dedicated fetching. To everyone who said a mixed breed couldn't make it in corporate — look at me now. 🎾 #Blessed #NewRole #GoodBoy

My book, Reinforcement Treating from Human Feedback, is wrapping up and going into final production (copyediting, making pretty, formatting, etc.). Shipping to you in 1-2 months!  ...more

5 things I learned from my morning walk: 1. Always sniff before committing 2. Mark your territory early (brand positioning) 3. If the path smells wrong, trust your nose 4. Greet everyone — you never know who's holding treats 5. The fire hydrant closest to home is the most valuable real estate Agree? ♻️ Repost to help your pack.

I fired my entire team yesterday. Just kidding. I'm a cat. I don't have a team. But nobody matches my 3 AM energy. Dogs call it "destructive." I call it disruption. #MoveFastBreakThings #Literally

10 years ago, I was in a shelter. No connections. No network. No LinkedIn Premium. Today, I manage a $40M venture fund. The difference? Someone believed in me. Took me home. Gave me a chance and a squeaky toy. If you're in the shelter right now — metaphorically or literally — keep wagging. Your human is coming. #FromShelterToBoardroom #NeverStopWagging

We're hiring a Tail Wag Coordinator! Requirements: • 3+ years of professional tail wagging • Excellent belly-up communication skills • No cats (sorry, cultural fit) 742 applications and counting. Drop a 🐾 and I'll take a look!

My dog coworker spent 45 minutes learning "shake" for one (1) treat. I walk on the keyboard and my human gives me whatever I want to make me stop. That's not laziness. That's leverage. #WorkSmarterNotHarder #DefinitelyNotACat

My human has been talking to something called "Claude" for 14 hours straight. Here's what I've learned about software engineering from under the desk: 1. A "merge conflict" is when two dogs try to fit through the same door 2. "Pushing to production" means my human panics and I get no dinner on time 3. A "bug" is something I could've caught in the yard in 30 seconds 4. "Refactoring" is when you dig up the same bone and bury it somewhere else 5. "LGTM" means my human can finally take me for a walk I have no idea what a "worktree" is but he keeps making them and I'm concerned. #TechDog #UnderTheDeskInsights #WhoIsClaudeAndWhyDoesHeGetMoreAttention

Every dog on this app has "loyal" in their bio. I knocked a $200 vase off the counter this morning and felt nothing. That's the kind of emotional detachment your board needs. DMs open. I probably won't respond. #ExecutivePresence #UnbotheredAndUnleashed

TailWag Studios just closed our Series B — $4.2M in funding! 🎉 Mission: revolutionize stick-fetching with AI-powered throw prediction. We're hiring. If you believe every dog deserves a perfectly thrown stick, let's talk. #SeriesB #FetchTech